the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got a hotdog, some tater tots. Oh, and, also, a slice of pepperoni pizza, and, also a basket of jalapeno poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, side of ranch, some pixie sticks, taco salad, an order of ribs, aaaand a diet coke- no. Strawberry shake. No! Diet Coke. NO! Both HUN!
do you ever remember how tall luke is and you feel smalla then a bug