howw-youu-doinn:

cock-blocker—society:

This is what I live for

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

feellikelovingu:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got a hotdog, some tater tots. Oh, and, also, a slice of pepperoni pizza, and, also a basket of jalapeno poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, side of ranch, some pixie sticks, taco salad, an order of ribs, aaaand a diet coke- no. Strawberry shake. No! Diet Coke. NO! Both HUN!

assholecliffxrd:

do you ever remember how tall luke is and you feel smalla then a bug


Ashton Irwin Arrives At Sydney Airport - October 11th, 2014
"Only two ways to live life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein"